B.G.F.C.
B. G. F. C. is like a boy band for old men. They all sing the same song about how their fish are the best and they all pretend they’re not drunk.
'I caught a fish. It was so big it had a side job.', @FishBoss
'I drank so much wine I forgot my own name.', @WineDrunk
'This fish is so good it should be in a commercial.', @FishCommercial