B&G Foods
A company that makes your food taste like it was cooked by a drunk guy in a microwave. Brands like Ortega and Crisco are just fancy names for stuff you’d throw away if you weren’t hungry.
Ortega is like the food version of a middle schooler’s lunch.
Crisco is just butter that got fat and decided to start a food company.
I eat Cream of Wheat because I’m too tired to cook anything real.