B'Elanna Torres Syndrome
When sci-fi women are aliens and look like a goddess, but in real life they look like they were born in a trash can and raised by raccoons.
I tried to get my crush to like sci-fi. She said, ‘I’d rather date the robot.’
My brother dated an alien woman. She looked like a raccoon with a perm.
My friend said he’d date any sci-fi woman. I said, ‘You’d be dating a raccoon with a perm.’