B&E Kink
You’re turned on by some random guy breaking into your house and trying to hump your leg while your mom is on the phone
He broke in and said, 'Your mom’s on the phone, I’m humping your leg.'
She came through the window and said, 'Your mom’s on the phone, I’m humping your leg.'
He kicked my door down and said, 'Your mom’s on the phone, I’m humping your leg.'