B'daydas - You can boil them, mash them, or scream at them. POTATOES. A

You can boil them, mash them, or scream at them. POTATOES. And yeah, we call them B'daydas because we’re all insane.

I boiled my B'daydas so hard they turned into a crying baby.

My B'daydas are the only thing I’ve ever loved.

I ate my B'daydas with a spoon and a curse.