B.B.S. (Burning Butthole Syndrome)
When your butt feels like it’s been roasted after you poop, and you’re too proud to admit it.
"I ate a whole chicken and now my butt is roasted.", @RoastedButt
"I pooped so much, my butt is sore and proud.", @ProudPooper
"My poop was so loud, it woke up my dog.", @DogWaker