B.B.S. (Burning Butthole Syndrome)
A condition where your butt feels like it’s been dipped in lava after you poop, and you walk like a stiff robot.
"I ate a ghost pepper and now I’m walking like a robot.", @GhostPepperVic
"My butt is so sore, I can’t even sit down.", @SoreButtKing
"I pooped so much, I think my butt is going to explode.", @ExplosivePooper