B.A.T.O.B.
BATOB is a girl with a butt so big it could be a couch and boobs so big they could be a house. You call her BATOB and you don’t care if you sound stupid.
BATOB is the reason I failed my test. I was too busy thinking about her.
BATOB walked in and I forgot how to breathe. Then I remembered and I still forgot.
I told my friend BATOB is my new crush. He said, ‘You’re a lost cause.’