B.A.T. wig - a lousy wig that makes you look like a burnt-out toaster try

a lousy wig that makes you look like a burnt-out toaster trying to rob someone who already has a bad day.

I wore my B. A. T. wig to a meeting. My boss thought I was trying to start a fire. I got a warning and a cup of coffee.

I tried to use my B. A. T. wig to scare my little brother. He laughed and said it looked like my grandma’s hair.

My B. A. T. wig fell into my soup. I tried to eat it. It tasted like regret and bad hair.