B.A.R.B.I.E.S.
A Barbiee is a girl who thinks she’s the main character, but she’s just a bad weave and a cheap wig.
She tried to sing ‘Champion’ and it sounded like a broken kazoo.
She posted a selfie with a pink track in the back and called it ‘swag.’ That’s not swag, that’s a warning.
She tried to follow me and said ‘I’m gonna be big.’ I told her to go back to the China store.