ba:r fan - A human who thinks they're the center of the universe, but t

A human who thinks they're the center of the universe, but they’re really just loud and dumb.

My bar fan yelled at the TV for no reason. The TV didn’t care.

That bar fan tried to start a fight with my dad. My dad just laughed and gave him a high five.

My bar fan tried to be a superhero. He wore a cape and fell into a puddle.