Ba'Lockay
Ba'Lockay is a nickname for Blake who's as stubborn as a donkey and as nice as a pizza that's been left out in the rain.
"Ba'Lockay won't leave the room until he finishes his third soda."
"He said I was wrong, and then he proved it by eating my sandwich."
"Ba'Lockay tried to explain the internet to my grandma, and it was chaos."