Ba'Lockay
Ba'Lockay is a nickname for Blake, and he's like a broken toaster, sometimes he works, sometimes he just burns your toast and calls it a feature.
"Ba'Lockay said I was a friend, then he took my last burger."
"He burned my toast, then said it was a 'feature.'"
"Ba'Lockay wouldn't let me leave until I finished my third soda."