B.A.L.L.A.T
B. A. L. L. A. T is when your head is bald and looks like a thumb. Some guys do it to escape lice or to show off. But most end up looking like a thumb.
I shaved my head to escape lice, but now I look like a thumb.
My head is bald and looks like a thumb. I tried to show off but failed.
I showed off by shaving my head, but now I look like a thumb.