Baboons ass
Baboon ass is when your butt is so sore from eating too many spicy jalapenos that it feels like a monkey bit you. It’s like your crack is on fire and your butt is screaming for mercy.
I got baboon ass after eating 20 jalapenos. My butt was burning and I was crying like a baby.
My friend got baboon ass during a jalapeno eating contest. He looked like he’d been burned by a monkey.
After eating jalapeno pizza and running, my ass was a baboon’s nightmare.