Baboons ass
Baboon ass is when your nuts get stuck between your legs and your butt cheeks, making your balls look like a baboon’s butt. It happens when you stand up too fast from a squat or a sit.
I got baboon ass after standing up too fast from the gym. My balls were red and my butt was screaming.
My brother got baboon ass after sitting on the floor for too long. His balls looked like a baboon’s butt.
After doing squats and standing up too fast, my ass was baboon ass and I was mad.