Baboons ass
Baboon ass is when you grab your nuts and squeeze them until they’re hard and red, showing off like you’re a baboon. It’s best when you do it in front of a cute girl and ask if she’s ever seen a baboon’s butt.
My guy friend did baboon ass in front of a girl at the gym. She laughed and he looked like a fool.
I did baboon ass in the mall and asked a girl if she’d ever seen a baboon’s ass. She just stared at me.
My brother did baboon ass in front of his crush. He was red and proud, but she just rolled her eyes.