Baboonary
The level of brain damage you get when you try to drink coffee at 2 a. m.
He tried to do math in his head and now he thinks 2 + 2 is 5. It’s not. It’s 4. He’s wrong.
She thought the toaster was a microwave and now her toast is on fire.
He tried to text his ex and ended up texting his mom. He doesn’t know why.
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