baboon
When your butt is so sore and itchy from not wiping, you can’t stop scratching it, and it looks like a baboon’s butt after a long day of eating bananas.
My butt is a baboon. I scratch it every five minutes.
My brother’s butt is a baboon. He can’t stop scratching it.
My mom’s butt is a baboon. She says it’s from not wiping properly.