Baboon Tits
A girl with flat, hairy boobs that look like a baboon’s. They’re flappy, bald in the middle, and smell like a dirty gym.
Her Baboon Tits are so bad, I think they’re cursed.
I walked by her and her Baboon Tits hit me like a wave. It was brutal.
That girl’s Baboon Tits are the reason I now hate Mondays.