Babiwa
Babiwa is like a guy who sits on your penis and judges you. You honor it by throwing used condoms at it like it’s your ex.
My mom says Babiwa gave her a baby. I say it gave her a baby and a headache.
I threw 20 condoms at Babiwa’s statue. My dating life got better. I think it worked.
I prayed to Babiwa and got a hard-on. My dog got a hard-on too. That’s not normal.