Babieth
A stupid nickname for your lover that makes them sound like a f***ing toddler who just got a f***ing slap. All words end in 'th' and they scream like a f***ing banshee.
'Babieth, I'm f***ing looveth you!'
'Why are you yelling at me? I'm f***ing tired!'
''I looveth you more than my f***ing dog.'