Baber'd
A man who dates a girl but texts every girl in the school. He has two phones, one for his girlfriend and one for his hoes. He’s so busy chatting that he misses lunch.
My phone died, and my girlfriend’s phone was in my pocket. I had to text her from my mom’s phone.
I got in trouble for texting a girl in class. My teacher said, 'You’re texting more than I am.'
I have 3 phones now. My girlfriend doesn’t know about the other 2.