babelfishit
You babelfishit someone when you say they’re so bad at translating, it’s like they took fish poop and called it a language.
He tried to translate Portuguese and it looked like fish poop. I said he was a babelfishit.
She translated Russian and it came out like fish crap. I called her a babelfishit.
My brother translated German and it looked like fish poop. I said he was a babelfishit.