babelfishit
When you call someone a babelfishit, you're saying they're so dumb they can't even translate a simple sentence without turning it into fish poop.
My math teacher tried to translate Spanish to English and got it wrong. I called him a babelfishit.
She said ‘good morning’ and it came out as ‘fish crap’. I laughed so hard I cried.
He tried to translate French and it turned into fish poop. I called him a babelfishit.