Babelfenglish - When you use a translator app and it turns your words into a

When you use a translator app and it turns your words into a confusing blob that smells like regret and makes no sense at all.

I said 'I’m hungry' and got 'a confusing blob that smells like regret.'

My text was 'a confusing blob that smells like regret.'

I asked for a burger and got 'a confused prisoner who got hit with a brick.'