babekins
a tiny, dumb blonde who thinks manatees are the best people ever. They started this dumb religion called ‘kins’ because they’re too silly to know what a religion is and thought ‘kin’ was a type of dog.
Babekins tried to talk to a manatee like it was her best friend.
She started a religion called ‘kins’ because she thought ‘kin’ was a dog breed.
She tried to explain the end of the world with glitter and a manatee.