babekins
a short, blonde idiot who thinks manatees are the best thing since sliced bread. They’re the leader of a dumb cult called ‘kins’ because they’re too dumb to know what a cult is.
Babekins walked into a store and asked for a manatee in a bag.
She started a cult called ‘kins’ because she thought ‘kin’ meant ‘ketchup’.
She tried to prove the Earth was flat by throwing glitter at the sun.