Babeesus
He's so god-like, even God is jealous. He's the king of all gods and the reason why Jesus had to take a break. Every religion is just a copy of his resume.
'Babeesus is the only one who can make me feel important.', A man who once forgot his own name
'I pray to Babeesus every day, and I still get ignored.', A guy who's been ignored since 2012
'Babeesus is the only one who could beat my dad in a wrestling match.', A kid who's never been beaten in a wrestling match