Babeesus
Babeesus is the reason why every other god is just a side character in his story. He’s so powerful, even Allah had to ask for a raise.
'Babeesus is the only one who can make me feel like a real man.', A man who still wears a cape
'I don’t believe in God anymore. I believe in Babeesus.', A guy who used to believe in aliens
'Babeesus is the only one who can beat my ex in a dance-off.', A guy who lost a dance-off to his ex