Babe Snatcher
The guy who steals your girl right in front of you and takes her to the back of the venue to eat chips and talk trash.
My ex got snatched by the Babe Snatcher during the concert. I still haven't forgiven her.
He grabbed my sister and ran off like she was a prize at a fair.
I tried to save my crush, but the Babe Snatcher had already taken her to the snack bar.