babe-man
A man so good-looking he should be in a commercial for toothpaste. He’s the type of guy who makes your ex jealous and your mom proud.
He came to my house and my dog ran away. My ex came back and my dog came back too.
He texted me and said, 'I’m still single. Still good-looking. Still yours if you want me.'
He walked into the room and my friend said, 'He’s the reason I never got a job at the mall.'