babe, i love you - the thing you say to your girlfriend when she's mad enough t

the thing you say to your girlfriend when she's mad enough to slap you and you just want her to stop being a drama queen.

Babe, I love you. If you don’t stop being dramatic, I’ll leave you.

I love you, but if you slap me one more time, I’ll call my dad.

Babe, I love you. Just shut up and take my hand.