Babe drain
When the most beautiful women in a country all go to the same city because it’s the only place that doesn’t make them look like they’ve been hit by a truck.
My cousin moved to the city because she said the boys there had better hair and better bodies.
My friend’s sister moved there just to be near the guy who works at the coffee shop and looks like a model.
My mom moved to the city because she said it was the only place where the boys didn’t make her want to cry.