Babe drain
When a whole country’s most attractive women all decide to move to the same city because it’s the only place that doesn’t make them want to vomit. It’s like a brain drain, but way hotter and way less smart.
My cousin left the middle of nowhere to live in the city because she said it was the only place where she didn’t look like a lost goat.
My friend’s ex moved to the city just to be near the hot guy who works at the coffee shop.
My aunt left her farming life to be in the city because she said the boys in the city had better hair than the boys in the country.
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