Babcat
Babcat is the best. No one can beat him. Not even his own mom. She once tried. He gave her a time-out.
Babcat showed up to a debate and won by saying, 'you're wrong.'
My teacher tried to give Babcat a detention. He just said, 'no.'
Babcat once beat a robot in a dance-off. The robot said, 'I give up.'