Babble fuck
When someone rambles so much it feels like they’re trying to turn your brain into a blender
My mom told me about her day for 20 minutes. I had to text my friend just to check if I was still alive.
My teacher talked about the weather like it was a war. I felt like I was in a battlefield.
My friend told me about his ex for 15 minutes. I texted him to ask if he was still breathing.