Babbies yed
Babbies yed is a steak pudding with a soft top that looks like a baby’s head, except it’s more like a baby’s head after it’s been kicked by a drunk man.
My mum calls it babbies yed, and it’s the only thing that can make me eat mushy peas at 2 a. m.
At the pub, my dad said it looked like a baby’s head that had been run over by a lorry.
My brother tried to eat it like it was a baby, and now he’s got a sore mouth.