Babba bigstuff
A preteen who's so hot, they only date the most attractive older girls and LBs because they know they're the top of the class.
Babba, you're the top of the class. I'm just the bottom feeder.
You're the top of the class, and I'm just the guy who failed.
Babba, you're the top of the class. I'm just the one who got left behind.