Babalysis
A mental breakdown caused by a really hot babe. You can't think straight, you can't talk, and you look like an idiot.
He saw the babe and had a mental breakdown. He dropped his phone and started talking to it like it was her.
I got babalysis at the store. I couldn't pay for my snacks. I just stared at the clerk and said 'What?'
She came in and I looked like an idiot. I couldn't think. I just said 'Hello' and then 'Hello' again.