babalobigus
A babalobigus is a foul-smelling monster made from a baboon, a centipede, and a platypus. It eats pink trees in the stink-filled sewers of underground Philadelphia.
I saw a babalobigus in the subway. It dropped a pink tree on my head. I got a migraine and a rash.
My uncle got eaten by a babalobigus. Now he's a centipede with a baboon face. It's terrifying.
The babalobigus came to my school. It pooped on the principal's shoes. Everyone laughed. The principal cried.