Babalingus - When your body gives up and lets both your pee and poop out

When your body gives up and lets both your pee and poop out like it's a free-for-all

I had babalingus in the middle of a Zoom call. My boss thinks I'm having a seizure.

During my lunch break, I did babalingus in the break room. No one will ever eat there again.

I tried to hide my babalingus in the bathroom, but it was a full-blown emergency.