babalanka
A babalanka is a person who acts like they're being tortured just because they got a little bit of glitter on their face.
My sister is a babalanka. She cried because glitter got on her nose during art class.
My cousin is a babalanka. He screamed at the glitter jar like it was a dragon.
My friend is a babalanka. He thought glitter was a curse from the devil.