Babaka
A person who thinks he’s the only one who jerks, but everyone knows he’s been doing it for years
He said he didn’t jerk, but I saw him doing it in the bathroom during lunch.
He told me he didn’t jerk, but his phone was hot and his face was red.
He said he didn’t jerk, but his pants were still wet and his phone was buzzing like it had a life of its own.