Babadooka
A babadooka is someone so fat they look like they swallowed a couch. People call them this when they’re basically a human dumpster.
My cousin is a babadooka. He eats pizza for breakfast and still has time to nap.
She walked into the room and I swear the floor shook. That’s a babadooka.
My dog’s owner is a babadooka. The dog can’t even reach the floor without climbing over him.