Babadooka
A babadooka is someone so round they could roll away like a tire. They’re like a human meatloaf with no plans to be cooked.
The babadooka tried to do a wheelie on his bike and it looked like he was going to pop.
At the mall, the babadooka walked by and the store windows shook.
My neighbor is a babadooka. He eats ice cream for lunch and still has room for cookies.