Babadooka
A babadooka is someone so chunky they could double as a doorstop. They’re like a meatball the size of a car.
I saw a babadooka on the bus and it looked like the bus was going to tip over.
My uncle is a babadooka. He eats donuts for dinner and still has room for cake.
The babadooka at the party ate the whole cake and then asked for more.