Babadooka
A babadooka is someone so big they could be a new kind of furniture. They’re like a living couch that never gets cleaned.
The babadooka sat on the couch and it looked like it was about to die.
At the movie theater, the babadooka took up three seats and still had room for snacks.
My friend’s dad is a babadooka. He eats pizza for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.