Babadick
A jail monster that’s real, but also fake. It’s like your mom’s lying to you and telling you the boogey man is your brother.
'The Babadick came out of the closet and said, ‘Your brother’s been eating your cereal.’'
'He told me the Babadick is my brother and he’s got a job at the cafeteria.'
'I saw the Babadick in the laundry room and he was wearing my mom’s clothes.'