Baba Fira
A babushka who thinks she's the funniest person on Earth and will cuss you out if you don't laugh at her jokes. She'll use a tapochka like it's a weapon.
She told a joke about sour cream and I didn't laugh. She cussed me out and hit me with her tapochka.
He said her punchline was 'worse than a bad lasagna.' She threw a potato at him.
She told a joke about pickles and I said it was 'boring.' She kicked me with her tapochka.